Main Roster

The roster of Goofy Goober Gaming consists of Darke-, Girthquake, jynx, nrb, and Hoozh.

Darke-

Austin

Once was our IGL, has since been demoted to not IGL. Sometimes he goes in first. Sometimes(a lot) he dies in connector on Overpass against pistols. He can make a wicked Caramel Frappe or whatever Starbucks sells and he can erotic roleplay in GTA like you wouldn't believe. Entry stats out of this world just like the dump truck he carries around all day.

Girthquake

Matt

The face of GGG, Mr. Even Numbered Season himself. The greatest social media manager and pugger, turned league superstar. Will listen to anything he is told regardless if he knows he will die because that's how loyal this man is, brings a tear to my eye. This man is so loyal he happily will sleep on the floor so you get the bed to perform better on lan, truly admirable. While killing you with his incredibly large crosshair in game, he will also knife you in retakes. Matt is the nicest person I have and probably will ever meet, he drove me to the airport at 3am so I could catch my flight before a snowstorm struck in chicago, thats real loyalty. -nrb

jynx

Franny

The man who was once ghosted by an Advanced team has found his home. He is a Goober through and through. This man supports Darke and Girthquake's stupidity in game with the most beautiful utility you will ever witness. Jynxypoo is a stupendous awper when he is stealing Hoozh's thunder, 10/10. Franny is the newest member but he has quickly found his way into all of our hearts where he will stay forever. Franny is love, Franny is life.

nrb

Nicholas

The IGL. The leader of this army. The leader of men. The keeper of my heart. The wind beneath my wings and the sunshine that brightens my day. We will follow this man to the ends of the earth because we all know the earth is flat so you can fall off the edge. This man has 426 GB+ of jks demos that he watches several times a week. When you watch that many demos of the GOAT(nrb's description, not ours), then you know success is comin'.

Hoozh

Aidan

Some people call Hoozh the main awper of GGG. But we call him our friend. He AWPs the opponents but more importantly, he plants the bombs. He's a fragger but he's also a lover. Hoozh is known for his flicks. Also known for some whiffs. But at the end of the day, how could you not love the man. If you expect him to be on time to anything then you will be sorely mistaken. Hoozh taking 30 minute long dumps is as common as Hoozh hitting nasty awp shots(it happens a lot).

Ring of Honor.
Lost but never forgotten

Syrups

Drew

Probably the best player on the team. Singlehandedly carried us against Third Impact at LAN. He shoots heads very frequently. Syrups has many cousins, which he will tell you in game. Some call him Vanessa Slappin, and slappin you online and on LAN is what he will be doing.

Now he is our sub. Not just a sub in game, but sexually a sub as well.

Chonny

Ethan

We all love Big Chon. Asian. Plays DOTA a lot. Much like Syrups, he has abandoned us and will sub for us if need be. We will miss you and always remember you, our sweet prince

Dreamz

Harry

Harry was an integral part in breaking our .500 curse. Beloved by everybody(except one person who we wont name... *Austin*). I wish him the best of luck while Harry plays with people of questionable character on the NRA. Zonic's law ruled this man's life. He lived by it and he died by it.